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Give the occasion a mischievous twist. Shop seasonal gifts with Christmas candy, playful coupons, Santa-inspired outfits and Valentine's touches. Choose a surprise for someone who shares your sense of humor, or pick something festive to wear for a celebration of your own.

The selection includes holiday card games, edible pasties and gift-ready little extras, plus Ghostface pasties for a Halloween touch. Check pack quantities and clothing sizes, then browse Gifts & Games for ideas beyond the holidays.

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Which holidays does this collection cover?
Most choices are Christmas-themed, with Valentine's Day items and one Halloween option: Scream Ghostface pasties. Choose by the occasion rather than expecting the same selection for every holiday.
What can I choose as a small Christmas surprise?
Santa's Secret Sex Position Coupons and Santa's Secret Sex Positions Scratch Tickets are options for a partner. For someone who enjoys cheeky humor, there are also small bags of Christmas candy.
How do the Santa coupons and scratch tickets differ?
The coupon pack contains 20 coupons with holiday-themed position names. The scratch-ticket pack contains eight tickets and instructions in English, Spanish, German and French. Choose between a coupon to offer and a scratch-to-reveal surprise.
Are there Christmas card games?
Yes. Drunk Santa Says is a drinking-themed card game, while Stoned Santa Says has cannabis-themed humor. Each includes 53 cards and rules. Check that the theme suits your guests before choosing either.
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What comes with the Santa outfits?
Santa's Naughty Helper includes a string bra top, booty shorts and a hooded cape. The Santa Chemise set includes the chemise, belt and matching hat. The latter listing is X-Large and specifies US dress sizes 14–16.
Can I add a festive accessory instead of buying an outfit?
Choose a reversible naughty-or-nice Santa hat, holiday ribbon thigh highs or green-and-red striped tights. Check the listed sizing for the thigh highs and tights, and browse Stockings for more legwear choices.
Are all the pasties edible?
No. Candy Cane Pasties and Santa Face Pasties are described as edible. The glitter Santa hat, heart and Ghostface pasties are adhesive covers. Choose by the exact product listing because these are different types of item.
What Valentine's Day options can I compare?
There are heart-shaped pasties, a casting kit listed as a Valentine's gift idea, and candy with anti-Valentine's humor. Pick the tone that suits the recipient, whether you want something personal, playful or deliberately irreverent.
Are the candy listings individual gifts or larger packs?
Both appear here. Some are single bags or jars; others are retail displays containing 100 mini-packs. Read the quantity carefully so you order a small surprise or a larger supply as intended.
Is there a holiday gift bag?
Yes. Santa Has a Big Package for You is a Christmas gift bag listed as 14 inches long and 4.5 inches wide. Compare those measurements with your gift before adding it to your order.