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Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag
$15.00
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$15.00
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Free Standard Shipping to Lower 48 States
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Feeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
Shipping
LoveMart Co. currently ships to eligible addresses within the lower 48 United States only. At this time, we do not ship to:
- Alaska
- Hawaii
- U.S. territories
- APO/FPO addresses
- PO boxes
- International addresses
If an order is placed for an address we cannot ship to, LoveMart Co. may cancel and refund the order.
LoveMart Co. offers free standard shipping on eligible lower-48 U.S. orders. Free shipping applies to standard shipping only. Expedited shipping is not currently offered.
Most orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Processing time is separate from carrier transit time. Business days are Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays and LoveMart Co.-observed holidays. Orders may take longer during holidays, high-volume periods, supplier delays, or other operational delays.
Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. Carrier transit time begins after your order has been processed and accepted by the shipping carrier. LoveMart Co. does not guarantee a specific delivery date. Delivery may be affected by carrier delays, weather, holidays, peak shipping seasons, service disruptions, routing delays, supplier delays, inventory availability, address issues, and events outside LoveMart Co.'s control.